Nine Bowl Games of Note

Starting at 10AM on New Year's Day, there are 9 bowl games to keep your eyes on over the next few days. Here are my prognostications:

1. Nebraska 24, Auburn 20 (Late TD toss by Zac Taylor)

2. Tennessee 23, Penn St 10 (Sorry Joe Pa)

3. Arkansas 30, Wisconsin 20 (Stellar QB-RB tandem for the Hogs)

4. West Virginia 30, Georgia Tech 24 (Ditto for the Mountaineers)

5. Michigan 30, USC 28 (Last second field goal by "two-cuts of Prime Rib at Lawry's" Rivas)

6. Oklahoma 28, Boise St 10 (Adrian Peterson will be #2 pick by the Lions SOB SOB)

7. Louisville 40, Wake Forest 21 (Brian Brohm will be a good NFL QB)

8. LSU 35, ND 30 (Have fun with the Raiders Mr. Quinn)

9. Ohio State 38, Florida 31 (Big Game under the Lights for Heisman Winner Troy Smith)

Yes, I am extremely ticked off at my hometown Lions for blowing the #1 pick in the draft by defeating the Cowboys today. %$*(#&^#_%^&^$$#!!$ (censored for vulgarity)