Friday, January 26, 2007

Bears 07 v. Ravens 02


As Chicago fans lets be frank and speak bluntly. When Rex sux no one sux like Rex. And with Rex the potential to become Wreck Grossman seems to arise with every play and geometrically so if the situation demands a pass. If the magic continues Trent Dilfer will really have true competition as the worst QB to have a Super Bowl ring; and Urlacher and the Bears-D will join Ray Lewis and Ravens as carrying mediocre offenses to the promised land.

The comparisons between the two teams abound, but I would say in the Bear's "moral" favor Urlacher's potential Super Bowl Bonus will only be fought over by the women from his multiple paternity suits (and their lawyers) while Ray's should have and probably went to the lawyers who pulled him a Johnnie Cochran on that double-homicide the year before. Raven's fans would argue Ray got Ice-Barred and Tank still has week to break curfew.

Still they still have do that and oh look there's Peyton Manning; I don't suppose he'll stretch those acting skills we see in commercials and give us his imitation of Rex(hell I'd even settle on him doing Eli), so it's a long way before Tank has to ask the judge permission to go the White House for the team photo. But hey it doesn't hurt to dream, and I'd rather be arguing with a Baltimore fan who sucked worse Dilfer or Grossman than lamenting with another Chicago fan about how Lovie Smith played Tammy Wynette when he should have bailed from his bad QB relationship.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't suppose that the actions in that picture are how Sex Cannon tends to lose his "focus"

jackson said...

Rex appears to be drinking 1.75ltr of wolfschmidt to go with that light socket hairdo.What a classy guy.

bonnix said...

What is really crazy is that Lovie has been able to stand by his man and still make it to the SuperBowl. If he wins, all the bad rex stuff will go away.

Anonymous said...

the bears are 7pt dogs only because rex is completely unpredictable.

Anonymous said...

Tank would really have a problem at the white house, i don't think convicted felons are allowed within a mile of the prez.

Anonymous said...

what is the point of this senseless rant?

Anonymous said...

You'll be putting up a picture of that fool manning after the superbowl when rex gets mvp!